F&WFC – Application

I once applied for the vacan managers job at Dellwood Avenue – They never replied Dear Chairman, I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more effective in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Kenyan refugees, I write award-winning operas and manage time … Continue reading F&WFC – Application

Kids Sports Days

First written on July 14th 2010 and published on The Suffolk Sports Forum It’s sports day time of year and once again the country is divided. Competitive or non-competitive? What a lot of shite. Whose idea was it to introduce non-competitive sports days? It’s political correctness gone mad. I understand that government do-gooders and liberal head teachers claim that taking part in traditional races can … Continue reading Kids Sports Days

Orwell High School Reunion

This article was written in May 2014 after former pupils wreaked havoc during an open evening School rivalries are a big part of growing up. The current Prime Minister was an old Etonion whilst his deputy was an old Westminster lad. There’s the annual Oxford/Cambridge varsity battles and Harry Potter who went to Hogwarts had rivalries with both Beauxbatons Academy of Magic and Durmstrang Institute. … Continue reading Orwell High School Reunion